my return to LJ....a fucking survey
1. How tall are you barefoot?
5'8"
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
nope
3. Do u own a gun?
nope, I suck
4. Rehab?
nope!
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
not really, well maybe a little bit.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
ehhh, I try not to think about them.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
water
9. Do you do push-ups?
yeah, I'm so fucking ripped.
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
nope
11. Are you vegan?
nope.
12. Do you like painkillers?
when they're needed, hell yes
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the sex you're attracted to?
I show them my extensive Yu-Gi-Oh collection and talk their ear off about the latest video game on the market....oh wait, no I dont.......no definitely not, wtf is a video game anyways?
14. Do you own a knife?
yeah......"I, I, I want the knife" (anyone who can tell me where that quote comes from gets 10,000 cool points)
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
well, my dad and brother both seem to have it, so its a possibility
16. Birthday?
12-21-80......Winter Solstice represent!!
17. Three thoughts your are having right now?
1) I'm finally starting to lose weight
2) Lost is the best show ever
3) these Myspace ad/games are hilarious.
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
1) books (to maintain my nerd-dom)
2) a hat
3) Vans slip ons (fuck you laces!)
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink.
1) water
2) beer
3) Jack Daniels (on the rocks please)
4) Crystal Light Pink Lemonade (aka: housewife water)
5) the souls of small children
20. What time did you wake up today?
2:00PM, I rule the world
22. Current worry?
of being a failure forever
23. Current hate?
being single / not getting laid
24. Favorite place to be?
my room
25. Least favorite place to be?
at a party with nothing but fat girls
26. Where would you like to go?
Europe....probably Switzerland
25. Do you own slippers?
nope
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
who knows
30. Last thing you ate?
steak and cheese sub
31. Would you be a pirate?
yeah, but being a pirate or pirate humor is so fashionable nowadays.
32. last time you had a nightmare?
last night.
33. What song do you sing in the shower?
Michael Jackson's Wanna Be Startin' Somethin
Can you say, "Mama se, mama sa, mama ma cu sa"
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Those creepy ass little demons in the 80s horror movie The Gate. Those little fuckers were in the walls, under the bed, everywhere!!
35. What's in your pockets right now?
money and a butter knife
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Jed giving my brother Mark a wet-willy while we were watching The DaVinci Code.
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
Do Not Disturb......bitches
38. Worst injury you've eever had?
fell and embedded my leg on a broken piece of swing-set. I was a 1/4 inch from being crippled.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
3
41. Who is your loudest friend?
Yeager
42.Who is your quietest friend?
Minty
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
most likely not, I'm a fatty.
45. What is your favorite book?
Lord Of The Flies by William Golding....or maybe 1984 by George Orwell......whatever
46. What is your favorite candy?
Reese's
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
Ben Folds - The Luckiest.....I'm such a fucking sappy bastard.
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
I See A Darkness by Bonnie 'Prince' Billy (or Johnny Cash's cover)
49. What were you doing 12AM last night?
watching John Carpenter's Body Bags and being a nerd
50. Do you like the pain associated with Tattoos?
not really....love getting tattooed..but I don't like the pain.
Current Music: Don't Look Back - Nothing Just Happens